Movie Theater Mishap Brings Death For Man Who Got Head Stuck in Dangerous Theater Seat

So, the saying "Take your head out of your ass." was apparently misinterpreted recently in jolly old England when a poor unfortunate gentlemen was killed when he got his head stuck where his bum should have been.  The gentleman's head was crushed by a reclining theater seat as he searched for his lost cell phone after the show.

Variety.com reported that the man had dropped his phone and was trying to retrieve it in between the theater’s Gold Class seats. After he bent down, the reclining, electric seat’s footrest clamped down on the man’s head. He was attending a film with his partner, who reportedly became frantic as the man started to panic upon realizing he was stuck. Staff and other patrons at the cinema struggled to free him, but eventually broke him out of the entrapment. He later passed away at a local hospital due to complications.

The Birmingham City Council has started a health and safety investigation into the horrible theater accident and into which horrible piece of garbage Hollywood film this guy was watching before the incident occurred.

Poor Lad.