Shit happens to us all. You go out to get the morning paper or to bring in the trash cans and then boom, you step in a big pile of rouge German Sheppard poop. Not the nicest thing to wake up to in the morning but it could be worse!
Police in Colorado Springs are searching for a women jogger who has been shitting on her neighbors lawns while out for a run. The "Mad Pooper" as she has been nicknamed is sort of like a modern day Big Foot - everyone is looking to catch a precious glimpse of this stinky culprit.
Resident Cathy Budde says her kids saw the woman mid-squat and came running back in the house to tell her.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde said to the runner “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?!’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”Read more about the brown bomber here and for that Colorado Springs neighborhood who has to deal with this hammerd shit - we feel for you!
If you can identify the runner, please call the Colorado Springs Police Department at 719-444-7240.
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