Chinese Toxic Space Station Crashing into Earthly Neighborhood Near you... Soon!

China's Rogue Space Station Tiangong-1 is reported to be crashing into Earth next week and if that's not bad enough, according to the Daily Star UK, the OUT-OF-CONTROL space station is packed with “cancer causing” chemicals that could hit several major world cities!

 Officials in China are preempting the crash with this apology, “So sorry for turning one of your finest cities into hammered shit. But please continue to buy more of our cheap toxic toys and poisonous stuff.” They actual didn’t say this but with all the fake news these days we thought it was probably close to what they were thinking.

 Here is some data on the inevitable toxic bomb headed barreling towards civilization:

• China’s first prototype station Tiangong-1 will come crashing back to the planet between March 30 and April 6.
• The doomed 8.5-tonne craft, which has been hurtling towards Earth since control was lost in 2016, is believed to contain dangerous hydrazine. 

The Daily Star U.K. references Aerospace, a US research organization based in El Segundo, California that says the following cities on high alert:

• Boston, MA 
• Des Moines, IA
• Detroit, MI 
• Milwaukee, WI
• Philadelphia, PA
• Salt Lake City, UT
• Florence, Italy
• Monaco City 
• Sochi, Russia
• Trelew, Argentina
• Christchurch, New Zealand
• Sapporo, Japan 

 Good Luck Earth - The Sky is Really Falling!