Monkey Attacks Girl in Texas Convenience Store... That's right... Texas, U.S.A.

Imagine going into a convenience store for a soda pop, candy bar or coffee and being accosted by someone's pet monkey.  According to Fox News this happened at a Terrel, Texas Buc-ee's convenience store off of I-20.

Police are now engaged in a man / poo-flinging vampire monkey hunt to make sure the beast is up to dates on its shots.

When all you wanted was a convenience store Iceee and in return you get bit by a rabid monkey -  kind of makes you feel like hammered shit.