Welcome to HammeredShit.com, a
Splattering of News And Events That Will Make You Feel Like Hammered Shit! What is hammered shit? Good question. The term hammered shit has been used in one form or another by Hollywood, the Military, party-goers, recent roadkill and pretty much everyone that has at one point in time felt worse than terrible in there own little hell. We're sure you have your very own definition but here is how
Urban Dictionary defines
Hammered Shit:
- A person
who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances
operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives,
small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing,
feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
- Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents
- Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine
- A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill,
possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state
that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage.
Again welcome to hammeredshit.com and when things aren't going your way and you feel like complete hell please stop on by and see how the rest of the world is feeling.
H.S.
